Friday, July 20, 2012
The Lamanites praised his name and were joyful.
And then Mormon Jesus spoke "Just kidding."
And then the Lamanites were sad.
Original Link to Image: http://bookofmormonbelieve.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mormon-jesus-christ-nephites-300x240.jpg
Original Artist: Mormon Bob Ross. (Like the Real Bob Ross but more Mormony.)
Original Title: Screw You Historical Accuracy!
Friday, June 22, 2012
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
And Jesus said to them, "For how much for the boy? He is of strong stock and of good mind. For is this boy not made in the Father's image? Surely he is. And but who is a better worker than the Father? Do I not hear twenty pieces of silver for this boy?"
Original painter: Carl Heinrich Bloch (May 23, 1834 – February 22, 1890)
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
We all go through rebellious phases. And as rebellious phases go, Jesus wasn't exactly a hell-fire rebel. However, according to Leviticus 19:28, it is a sin to mark oneself with a tattoo. As a result, Jesus Christ Son of God, as banished with the rest of the sinners to the lake of fire.
Say what you will about the justice of torturing someone for an enterity for what is a minor crime, but at least God is consistent.
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
According to Revelation 19, in the end of days, Christ marries his bride and ushers in a new era of perfect peace. However, the marriage was arranged 2000 years ago in the Palestine. Customs and laws were different then. Thus, before Jesus can bring a 1000 years of perfect peace, He has to spend 10 to 20 years in the big house.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
It is a common mistake to believe that the events described in the New Testament occurred in the Middle East. However, if one examines most of the art work, the people depicted are clearly Caucasian of northern European descent. Since at the time, there were few if any Vikings in the Middle East, one can safely assume that the Jerusalem and Bethlehem mentioned in the Gospels are actually Jerüsalemk, Norway and Bëthleshemk, Sweden.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Only later, when the acid wore off, did God realize what he had done. The wells of the deep were open. The windows of heaven were open. There was water everywhere. And the dolls floating dead in the water weren't dolls.
Original work at :http://www.art4god.com/html/?go=product&id=brokendolls
Friday, January 6, 2012
Original image at: http://www.art4god.com/html/?go=product&id=15
Thursday, January 5, 2012
There is absolutely nothing homo-erotic about two grown men bathing each other. Really. I'm serious. Nothing homo-erotic here. Just because after John "baptized" Jesus, and the "holy spirit" "descended" on Jesus, there is nothing homo-erotic here. The flaming cum-wad from heaven on the other hand, totally homo-erotic.