Thursday, February 23, 2012

Jesus is a bitch.

And Jesus look at the cross little Susan made for him.  She had poor all of her love and faith into making it.  Jesus put his sunglasses back on and said, "I wouldn't be caught dead on hideous thing. and I am not being ironic."  Little Susan burst into tears. 

Yes, Jesus was a hipster bitch.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Greatest Quarterback Ever.

For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten quaterback, so that the world may know what a  QB rating of 20.6 looks like.   


Jesus' little beady eyes.....

Go ahead, try not to have nightmares.