Monday, August 20, 2012

I don't have a clue.

This is supposed to be an illustration of a bible story.  But I don't remember the story where Jesus makes a diving catch over a shark/sea lion hybrid to win the Superbowl.   But I guess I don't know the bible as well as I think I do.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Trickster Jesus

And Mormon Jesus said on to them, "Greetings to you, lost tribe of Israel, I bring many gifts such as the wheel, ironworking and immunity from small pox...... 

The Lamanites praised his name and were joyful.

And then Mormon Jesus spoke "Just kidding."

And then the Lamanites were sad.

Original Link to Image:

Original Artist:  Mormon Bob Ross.  (Like the Real Bob Ross but more Mormony.)
Original Title:  Screw You Historical Accuracy!

Friday, June 22, 2012

Jesus Sugarchrist

Then why do I still have a mortgage and a bar tab?  

Original artist: I believe Sasquatch.
Original title: Unsubstantiated Claim.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

No one messes with Jesus

 Although the second coming is often mentioned in the bible, the exact details of it are not well known.  For example, most Christians do not realize that Jesus is going to be throw back to earth by the hand of God, and drop kick a group of archaeologists in the head. 

Original link:
Original artist: Don't have a clue.
Title: Mexico Jesus (?)

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Boy for sale.

And Jesus said to them, "For how much for the boy?  He is of strong stock and of good mind.  For is this boy not made in the Father's image?  Surely he is.  And but who is a better worker than the Father?  Do I not hear twenty pieces of silver for this boy?"

Original painter: Carl Heinrich Bloch (May 23, 1834 – February 22, 1890)
Painting: Christ and Boy.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Monday, March 19, 2012

God looked at his check list.

1. Tell Noah to built an ark. Check.
2. Two of every mammal.  Check.
3. Two of every clean animal. Check
4.  Two of every dinosaur.  Shit.

Well, 3 out of 4 ain't that bad.