God looked at his check list.

1. Tell Noah to built an ark. Check.

2. Two of every mammal.  Check.
3. Two of every clean animal. Check
4.  Two of every dinosaur.  Shit.

Well, 3 out of 4 ain't that bad.

The price of sin.

Little Sarah smiled.  Jesus smiled.  But little Sarah was a sinner.  And the wages of sin was death.  A loud snap and a broken neck latter, this was one kid's sermon that no child forgot.